NiPaRa126

Status: :]
Joined: December 30, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 257466
Location: Ireland
Gender: F
I like food

Quotes by NiPaRa126

Honey Boo Boo's Mom has a boyfriend and you're still single.
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Just let that sink in for a minute.
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Didn't care yesterday, Don't give a sh*t today, Probably won't give a f*ck tomorrow.
I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them
Shopkeeper: Hey, are you buying that?
Me: No, I'm stealing it. I just wanted to see if that's okay with you.
I'm not kidding, but one time our teacher let us sleep for half an hour in class.. :] That's right, be jealous ;]
When the slowest reader gets asked to read aloud in class I'm like "AEN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT!".
I'm going to change my name on Facebook to "Benefits". So when you accept my request, it will say, "You are now friends with benefits".
Music teacher: What is your favourite musical instrument?
Me: The Lunch bell.
When my name is on a Maths problem:
Whole class: *Stares at me*.
Me: That's right b*tches, I bought 90 watermelons.
To do list:

1. Buy a parrot.
2. Teach it to say, "Help! I've turned into a parrot!".
3. Leave it in a public area.