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NiPaRa126
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Location:
Ireland
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Honey Boo Boo's Mom has a boyfriend and you're still single.
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Just let that sink in for a minute.
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Didn't care yesterday, Don't give a sh*t today, Probably won't give a f*ck tomorrow.
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I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them
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Shopkeeper: Hey, are you buying that?
Me: No, I'm stealing it. I just wanted to see if that's okay with you.
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I'm not kidding, but one time our teacher let us sleep for half an hour in class.. :] That's right, be jealous ;]
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When the slowest reader gets asked to read aloud in class I'm like "AEN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT!".
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I'm going to change my name on Facebook to "Benefits". So when you accept my request, it will say, "You are now friends with benefits".
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Music teacher: What is your favourite musical instrument?
Me: The Lunch bell.
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When my name is on a Maths problem:
Whole class: *Stares at me*.
Me: That's right b*tches, I bought 90 watermelons.
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To do list:
1. Buy a parrot.
2. Teach it to say, "Help! I've turned into a parrot!".
3. Leave it in a public area.
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