*Hears noises at
night*: Well this is it, this is the end for me, I had a good
life.
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*:
I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy
crap.
*Heart is beating fast*:
I think I'm having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac
arrest is?
*A cop walks by*:
Here I go about to get arrested. I probably murdered
someone.
*Taking a test*:
Don't take your eyes off of this paper, you will get caught
cheating and get kicked out of school.
*Gets sunburn*:
Skin cancer.
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