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Girl: I'm so proud of my boyfriend.

Friend:  why?

Girl: cause there was this time, he was so drunk and he didn't recognize me.

Friend: Whats to be proud  about that?

Girl: Cause when I was trying to remove his shirt and change it, he stopped me and said "No, stop! I have a girlfriend."

I wonder if I already meet the love of my life.

Kingsley: I'm f\cking down with temple run.
Kingsley: oh my god. run run run.
Kingsley: I don't see why I have to die if I fall of the trail.
Kingsley: like can't a n\ggah swim?
Me: I love you.

Me: Awh, you look pretty today.
Cat:
Me:
Cat:
Cat:
Me: Meow..
Cat: Meow meoww.
Me: Omfg you understand.

"You and me microwave,till death do us part."
                            -Jenna marbles♥

I like this guy.
His last name is Fox.
My name's Megan.
Therefore when we get married,
 I will be Megan Fox.
♥