Hi Mofos. This is my Witty. If you're wondering who that sexaay beast in my picture is, It's Niall FREAKING Horan. I got dibs. ;)
I'm a 15 year old female.
I like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, I'm not into yoga, i've got a half a brain. I like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape.
^^ Jimmy Buffet I'm your perfect girl. Wattayaa say? ;)
Well first off you already know the incrediblely sexy people I'm going to put in here. So why are you wasting your time reading this?
Just incase you're delusional and you don't know. It's
Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles.
Ziall is my ultimate bromance between the group, just fyi. ;)
There are three things I'm absolutely positive.
First, One Direction is amazing.
Second, there is a part of me- and I don't know how potent that part maybe- that makes me want to bang them.
And third, I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with them.
One Direction (obviously, I mean come on), Demi Lovato, Ed Sheeran, All American Rejects, Paramore, One Republic, The Wanted, Skrillex, DeadMau5, MayDay Parade, Asking Alexandria.
See I've got a diverse taste in music, each and everyone of these bands are amazing. I'm not just a ignorant directioner like most of them. I don't even like the word directioner.