*Earlier this week*
Mom: Oh, yes. I forgot to tell you, our family
reunion is on Sunday! You will get to see all your aunts, uncles,
cousins, and all your other family!!
Me: What?!! Family Reunion?? Socialization? With
people I barley even know?!? I think I will pass.
Mom: There will be food. Lot's of food.
Mom: Cake, Cookies, CHOCOLATE...
Me: So, what outfit should I wear to this
reunion?
(Today was the reunion, I got my
food, went back into the house, and got onto Witty)