Nightlock

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"Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room on both sides"

Quotes by Nightlock


 

 

If an unlisted number calls you
you MUST answer with, "This is Jim's wh/re house. You got the dough. We got the ho"

  

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 If I sing in front of you we must be pretty good friends. because i think i have a terrible voice and i trust you enough to know you won't make fun of me.
 


 

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*Harry Potter characters playing chess*

Harry: Checkmate!
Ron: Period!
Hermione: I thought your catchphrase was 'bloody hell'?
Ron: Same thing.


nmq
 
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Guy: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure
Guy: What did one twin tower say to the other?
Guy: I'm falling for you! Haha, get it?
Me: 
Guy:
Me:
Guy:
Me: My dad was in 9/11
Guy: Oh.



True story

 
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*iCarly 1D episode*
Harry: Somebody hold me...
Guys: uh.. no..
Me: LOUIS WTF ARE YOU DOING?? HOLD YOUR BOYFRIEND!!! WHAT IS THIS????
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nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
dododoododdo
wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww









And the city lights shined, just
for me and you <3 




 
 
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Happy Fourth of July!

NMF!!!!!
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OMG GUYS

Adele is PREGNANT!!

whoa. mind blow.
 
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 It's 3 in the morning
 
I'm gonna try and stay up all night. I'll go to bed at 6 a.m.


Guys, im getting tired. Help me stay awake!

 

 

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explain what it means if you want to.
 
let's see what we come up with.
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