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hey guys! so my names nikki and i am 17 years young, currently single, sports are my life, and thats about it. if you want to get to know me, great! leave me a comment but please, no hate.
"my idea of sexy is that less is more. the less you reveal, the more people can wonder."
-Emma Watson


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Preschool- Stick you behind a desk and tell you not to break anything.
School-Tell you it's a lot harder in high school.
High School-Tell you it's a lot harder in college/university.
College/University-Tell you it's a lot harder in the "real world".
"Real World" Job-Sit behind a desk and don't break anything.

friend: yo mamas so nasty even Voldemort wont say her name

me: yo mamas so ugly that when she was born the doctor screamed "riddikulus!"

friend:yo mamas so fat that her patronus is a cake

me: yo mamas so old she babysat Dumbledore

friend: yo mamas so ugly that when the basilisk saw her IT dropped dead

me:yo mamas so nasty that even Dobby wouldnt take her sock

friend: yo mamas so fat when she looked into the mirror of Erised she saw a ham

Putting you iPod on shuffle........
"not this one." "Or this one.""BINGO!!!"

~(','~) (~',')~   \(','\) (/',')/


Dear Twilight fans, 

Let's do some math! Harry Potter > Voldemort. Voldemort > Cedric Diggory. Cedric Diggory = Edward Cullen. Therefore, Harry Potter > Edward Cullen. 

Sincerely, Harry Potter is better.
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I throw my sandwhich in the air sometimes saying ayo I ordered mayo.

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I throw my skittles in the air sometimes saying ayo taste the rainbow!

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I throw my homework in the air sometimes saying ayo I'll take a zero!

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I run from natives on the beach sometimes saying ayo I'm Jack Sparrow
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I throw my spanish in the air sometimes saying ayo no comprendo!
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On the first day, God created the dog andsaid:'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes along.
For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: '20 years ?
That's a long time to be barking.
How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkeyandsaid: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years?
That's a pretty long time to perform the same tricks.
How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow


'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years

The cow said: '60 years? That's a long time for such a tough life that you want me to live. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created humans


'Eat, sleep, play, be merry, marry, and enjoy your life.
For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But the human said: 'Only twenty years, that’s not much time to enjoy life? Since they aren’t going to be using them, couldn’t you possibly give me my twenty years, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back too; that makes eighty in all, okay?'

' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years as humans we eat, sleep, play, make merry and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.


The sound of children laughing makes me happy.
Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out.


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*Makes milk shake*

*Sadly looks at yard*



So I heard you like bad boys




Well not trying to impress you or anything, but I can swim without floaties ;)


Boy:I want to be a super hero. Guess my name.
Girl:I don't know. Super man? Bat man?
Boy:Your man.

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