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Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
— Swedish Proverb

A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman "Hello, I'd like a beer."

The barman replies "Hello, you'd like a beer?"

"Yes," replies the TCP packet, "I'd like a beer."

I'd tell you my UDP packet joke, but I'm not sure you'd get it.

I'll take a girl with a sharp wit. Wits never sag.

“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right,
he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.”
— Charles Wadsworth

"I have enough love for the both of us."

What are you talking about?
It's totally normal to dance around your room singing You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift.

We're great.
Not just you.
Not just me.
But together we are great.

I'm not very athletic
but I'd play tonsil hockey with you.