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OMFGitscatherine13Member since Sat May 30, 2009 22:51:02 EDT Last login: Tue Jun 16, 2009 17:52:20 EDT AIM SN: Quote Stats: 27 |
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live it up to the fullest(: "theres more to life than just to live" (from hold on by the jonas brothers)
live it up to the fullest(: "theres more to life than just to live" (from hold on by the jonas brothers)
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you no ur best friends when....
you get caught j-walking and pull out a squirtgun and yell "BACK AWAY THIS THINGS LOADED!"
you walk up to random people and say "were greasers" even though you have braided pigtails with ribbons and are wearing short-shorts and a t-shirt
me and one of my besties made this up(:
you get caught j-walking and pull out a squirtgun and yell "BACK AWAY THIS THINGS LOADED!"
you walk up to random people and say "were greasers" even though you have braided pigtails with ribbons and are wearing short-shorts and a t-shirt
me and one of my besties made this up(:
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soccer ball........................................................$20
soccer shoes........................................................$70
soccer camp..............................................................$450
winning the virginian.......................................................priceless
got it from my t-shirt lol, but got the idea to post it from laxgrl4lyfe
half credit to the t-shirt, half to her(:
soccer shoes........................................................$70
soccer camp..............................................................$450
winning the virginian.......................................................priceless
got it from my t-shirt lol, but got the idea to post it from laxgrl4lyfe
half credit to the t-shirt, half to her(:
never would've said
forever if i knew it would end so fast.
Why did you say i love you, if you knew it would'nt last?
baby i just can'y hear what your saying, the line is breaking up.
Or is that just us?
or is that just us?
forever if i knew it would end so fast.
Why did you say i love you, if you knew it would'nt last?
baby i just can'y hear what your saying, the line is breaking up.
Or is that just us?
or is that just us?
on the line-demi lavato(feat. jonas brothers)
u have ur friends, then u have ur best friends
when friends have sleepover they watch movies, do eachothers hair, etc.
but with ur best friends u drink moster and red bull, jump ur largest sibling, dress up like super heros, play extreme airhockey, watch go diego go in the morning when u wake up, watch marley and me and when marley dies cry ur eyes out then relize ur bestie fell asleep right before, take quizes on facebook and find out ur dumber than a slice of bread, watch that 70s show, make cookies, and just
l a u g h i t u p a n d n e v e r f o r g e t t h o s e a h m a z i n g m e m o r i e s
when friends have sleepover they watch movies, do eachothers hair, etc.
but with ur best friends u drink moster and red bull, jump ur largest sibling, dress up like super heros, play extreme airhockey, watch go diego go in the morning when u wake up, watch marley and me and when marley dies cry ur eyes out then relize ur bestie fell asleep right before, take quizes on facebook and find out ur dumber than a slice of bread, watch that 70s show, make cookies, and just
l a u g h i t u p a n d n e v e r f o r g e t t h o s e a h m a z i n g m e m o r i e s
today, my sister got her yearbook (shes in elementary school.) I was looking through it and got to the sixth grade pictures. I laughed and said "WELCOME TO HELL!" No matter what they told u in elementary school NOTHING can tell what to expect and everything u say can be thought as preverted. So all of u sixth graders, rising sevies all i have to say is welcome to fucking hell!
What color is your underwear right now?
bague or however the hell u spell it
What are you listening to right now?
dont trust me-3OH!3
What are the last 2 digits in your phone number?
02
What was the last thing you ate?
chipotle<33
If you were a crayon what color would you be?
lime green
How is the weather right now?
its night...so its dark and like 80 degrees
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
katherine
The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
idk depends....changes a lot, like if a really fit guy walked by without a shirt on what do u think id look at? his hair?
Favorite type of food?
idk
Do you smoke?
hell no
Ever get so drunk you dont remember?
never gotten drunk from alcohol, but have acted drunk after drinking monster and not remember some things lol
What color are your eyes?
bluee
Do you wear contacts?
no
Single?
yup
Ever cried for no reason?
haha yes
Last Movie you watched?
the outsiders in english
Are you too shy to ask someone out?
yeah, but when im around friends im outgoing and loud :D
What books are you reading?
eww i dont like to read
Have you ever fired a gun?
yup a bebe gun
Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car?
yeah i hate the ass cramps in a car and the feeling that u have to pee so bad and u cant go for a while
How many pillows do you sleep with?
like 5 lol
Are you missing someone?
yeah...my grandpa died a few years ago and i really miss him :[
Do you think you are pregnant?
maybe...idk. jkjk no
If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
summer
You have to get a piercing, what do you get?
ears
You have to get a tattoo, where and what do you get?
ankle
What are you wearing?
exercise clothes...shorts and a t shirt, just got back from soccer
When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
my brother did like an hour ago lol
Plans for tomorrow?
sleep
Is anything wrong?
nope
Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
yup
Are your friends taller than you?
haha yes but not by a lot
What were you doing this morning at 5:30?
sleeping
What were you doing 2 hours ago?
soccer
Do you like the ocean?
no i LOVE it
Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
depends if they kick,sleep,snore,roll or like to take up like the whole bed
How many windows are open on your computer?
4
Texted?
LOVE IT
Was the first person you talked to today male or female?
female. my mom
Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
my mom
What woke you up this morning?
mom
Do you know anyone named Matt?
yup
When was the last time you talked to a sibling?
like 15 min ago
Is your hair curly or straight?
naturally straight .
Do you wear glasses?
i have em but i dont where em
Are you currently jealous?
not really
What are you doing today?
i had my last FULL day of school then i had soccer then i went to chipotle
What jewelery are you currently wearing?
hair tie, pre-wrap, this yarn thing lol, its hott pink(:
Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
def
Have you ever in any way, been betrayed by someone you trust?
yeah, we all have at some point
How late did you stay up last night and why?
12
Are you picky about who you give your number to?
not really
What do you prefer: McDonalds or Burger King?
idk i dont like both that much
Would you rather go to Greece or Hawaii?
Hawaii
Did you have a good birthday this year?
hasnt come yet, i have to wait like 3 months but im excited for it<33
bague or however the hell u spell it
What are you listening to right now?
dont trust me-3OH!3
What are the last 2 digits in your phone number?
02
What was the last thing you ate?
chipotle<33
If you were a crayon what color would you be?
lime green
How is the weather right now?
its night...so its dark and like 80 degrees
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
katherine
The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
idk depends....changes a lot, like if a really fit guy walked by without a shirt on what do u think id look at? his hair?
Favorite type of food?
idk
Do you smoke?
hell no
Ever get so drunk you dont remember?
never gotten drunk from alcohol, but have acted drunk after drinking monster and not remember some things lol
What color are your eyes?
bluee
Do you wear contacts?
no
Single?
yup
Ever cried for no reason?
haha yes
Last Movie you watched?
the outsiders in english
Are you too shy to ask someone out?
yeah, but when im around friends im outgoing and loud :D
What books are you reading?
eww i dont like to read
Have you ever fired a gun?
yup a bebe gun
Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car?
yeah i hate the ass cramps in a car and the feeling that u have to pee so bad and u cant go for a while
How many pillows do you sleep with?
like 5 lol
Are you missing someone?
yeah...my grandpa died a few years ago and i really miss him :[
Do you think you are pregnant?
maybe...idk. jkjk no
If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
summer
You have to get a piercing, what do you get?
ears
You have to get a tattoo, where and what do you get?
ankle
What are you wearing?
exercise clothes...shorts and a t shirt, just got back from soccer
When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
my brother did like an hour ago lol
Plans for tomorrow?
sleep
Is anything wrong?
nope
Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
yup
Are your friends taller than you?
haha yes but not by a lot
What were you doing this morning at 5:30?
sleeping
What were you doing 2 hours ago?
soccer
Do you like the ocean?
no i LOVE it
Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
depends if they kick,sleep,snore,roll or like to take up like the whole bed
How many windows are open on your computer?
4
Texted?
LOVE IT
Was the first person you talked to today male or female?
female. my mom
Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
my mom
What woke you up this morning?
mom
Do you know anyone named Matt?
yup
When was the last time you talked to a sibling?
like 15 min ago
Is your hair curly or straight?
naturally straight .
Do you wear glasses?
i have em but i dont where em
Are you currently jealous?
not really
What are you doing today?
i had my last FULL day of school then i had soccer then i went to chipotle
What jewelery are you currently wearing?
hair tie, pre-wrap, this yarn thing lol, its hott pink(:
Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
def
Have you ever in any way, been betrayed by someone you trust?
yeah, we all have at some point
How late did you stay up last night and why?
12
Are you picky about who you give your number to?
not really
What do you prefer: McDonalds or Burger King?
idk i dont like both that much
Would you rather go to Greece or Hawaii?
Hawaii
Did you have a good birthday this year?
hasnt come yet, i have to wait like 3 months but im excited for it<33
Pick The Month You Were Born In:
1 (Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb) - i banged
3 (Mar) - I robbed
4 (April)- I shot
5 (May) - I kissed
6 (June) - I hugged
7 (July) - I smoked with
8 (Aug) - I jumped with
9 (Sept)- i slapped
10 (Oct)- i ran shirtless with
11 (Nov) - I killed
12 (Dec) - I ran naked with
Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - a rock star
02 - a bag of weed
03 - a hottie
04 - a homeless guy
05 - a toothbrush
06 - a teletubby
07 - the one that i love
08 - a whore
09 - my crush
10 - a gangsta
11 - a hot girl
12 - a sexy BOY
13 -cocaine addict
14 - condom
15 - my "boo"
16 -my boyfriend
17 - a bowl of cereal
18 - a ninja
19 - an Easter egg
20 - a snowman
21 - a spatula
22 - cookie monster
23 - Barney the Dinosaur!
24 - yo momma
25 - Paris Hilton
26 - a pimp
27 - a mop
28 - the Trojan man
29 - my hoe
30 - my ex-boyfriend
31 - a Mexican
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im sexy like that
Black - because i love weed
Pink - because i still love cheese
Turquoise - because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
Graphic - because I'm gay
Grey - because I have amazing boobs.
Other - because I'm retarded
Green - because i like shoelaces
Orange - because i am a Mexican
Red - because I am crazy like that
Blue - because that hoe stole my taco
Tye dye - because Im a fucking scuba diver
Purple - because the gummy bears raped me
Striped - Because I am an Italian stripper
None - because im good in bed
i jumped with my hoe because im sexy like that
1 (Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb) - i banged
3 (Mar) - I robbed
4 (April)- I shot
5 (May) - I kissed
6 (June) - I hugged
7 (July) - I smoked with
8 (Aug) - I jumped with
9 (Sept)- i slapped
10 (Oct)- i ran shirtless with
11 (Nov) - I killed
12 (Dec) - I ran naked with
Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - a rock star
02 - a bag of weed
03 - a hottie
04 - a homeless guy
05 - a toothbrush
06 - a teletubby
07 - the one that i love
08 - a whore
09 - my crush
10 - a gangsta
11 - a hot girl
12 - a sexy BOY
13 -cocaine addict
14 - condom
15 - my "boo"
16 -my boyfriend
17 - a bowl of cereal
18 - a ninja
19 - an Easter egg
20 - a snowman
21 - a spatula
22 - cookie monster
23 - Barney the Dinosaur!
24 - yo momma
25 - Paris Hilton
26 - a pimp
27 - a mop
28 - the Trojan man
29 - my hoe
30 - my ex-boyfriend
31 - a Mexican
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im sexy like that
Black - because i love weed
Pink - because i still love cheese
Turquoise - because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
Graphic - because I'm gay
Grey - because I have amazing boobs.
Other - because I'm retarded
Green - because i like shoelaces
Orange - because i am a Mexican
Red - because I am crazy like that
Blue - because that hoe stole my taco
Tye dye - because Im a fucking scuba diver
Purple - because the gummy bears raped me
Striped - Because I am an Italian stripper
None - because im good in bed
i jumped with my hoe because im sexy like that
How much do the teachers hate you...?
[] Gotten a referral
[]Gotten detention
[]Gotten your cell phone/ipod taken away
[]Gotten suspended
[x]Gotten caught chewing gum during class
TOTAL SO FAR:1
[]Gotten late to a class more than 10 times
[x] Didnt do homework over 5 times
[] Returned at least 2 projects in late
TOTAL SO FAR: 2
[x] Missed school cause you felt like it
[x]skipped class at least 1 time (rents said i had a doctors appontment to we could start driving to va beach for a soccer tourny)
[] laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
TOTAL SO FAR:4
[x] Texted people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
TOTAL SO FAR:8
[] Went on myspace, friendster , xanga , etc on the computer at school
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[] Called people during school hours
[x] Listened to an ipodcd player/mp3 during class
[x] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
[] threw something at the teacher
[] Went outside the class room without permission
[x] Broke the dress code
[] Failed a class,not a grade,a class
[x] Ate food during class
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[x] Gotten a call home
[] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
[x] Didnt take your stuff to school
[] Gotten a detention and didnt go
[] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
[x] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[x] Slept in class
[x] Played basketball with paper balls using the trash can as a basket
[] Threatened a teacher/(told off a teacher)
[] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
[] Treat the teacher as invisible
TOTAL: 18
Multiply your total by 100: 1800
Divide that by 36: 50
That is the % teachers hate you in school.
[] Gotten a referral
[]Gotten detention
[]Gotten your cell phone/ipod taken away
[]Gotten suspended
[x]Gotten caught chewing gum during class
TOTAL SO FAR:1
[]Gotten late to a class more than 10 times
[x] Didnt do homework over 5 times
[] Returned at least 2 projects in late
TOTAL SO FAR: 2
[x] Missed school cause you felt like it
[x]skipped class at least 1 time (rents said i had a doctors appontment to we could start driving to va beach for a soccer tourny)
[] laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
TOTAL SO FAR:4
[x] Texted people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
TOTAL SO FAR:8
[] Went on myspace, friendster , xanga , etc on the computer at school
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[] Called people during school hours
[x] Listened to an ipodcd player/mp3 during class
[x] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
[] threw something at the teacher
[] Went outside the class room without permission
[x] Broke the dress code
[] Failed a class,not a grade,a class
[x] Ate food during class
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[x] Gotten a call home
[] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
[x] Didnt take your stuff to school
[] Gotten a detention and didnt go
[] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
[x] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[x] Slept in class
[x] Played basketball with paper balls using the trash can as a basket
[] Threatened a teacher/(told off a teacher)
[] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
[] Treat the teacher as invisible
TOTAL: 18
Multiply your total by 100: 1800
Divide that by 36: 50
That is the % teachers hate you in school.
oh sweetheart
i dont hook up-kelly clarkson
i wish i was in kindergarden when u were cool if u had the 64 pack of crayons WITH a sharpener and u could eat the most paste. Now in middle school ur cool if u have the latest brand of clothes or ur dating the hottest guy at ur school. damn, i wish i was 5...
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