Oakdragon

YOU ARE A SHAPIST!

i like cheese, i hate meat, and i hate you

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When I get a new book, I read the last page first. That way, if I die before I finish, I know how it comes out. That, my friend, is a dark side.

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb

Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun.

Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

When choosing between two evils I always like to take the one I've never tried before

How to please a woman? Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the superbowl for her, buy her jewelery, pretend you're interested in what she has to say...How to please a Man? Show up naked, bring beer.