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Obsessing_Over_Joey

Member since Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:33:03 EST

Last login: Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:45:57 EDT

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Heyy My names Alexis, and im probably...(scratch that) im DEFINETLY the most obsessive girlfriend in the world....hehe.
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Some stuff about me: <3                                                                        
I have short crazy colored emoishh hair but no im not emoo..(i mean yes    i wear Hot Topic clothes but hey i also wear pacsun..so hm)                    
Im 5' 3", and in the 9th grade.                                                                
IM not superskinny, but im not fattt (well according to my friends and evry1 else but i think theyre all liars lol.) They all say im just average...and         curvey. (ooo and im a pale. but not edward *eyeroll Cullen pale)            
I love to read.                                                                                    
I love music.                                                                                  
And im very creative.                                           
                                                                              

l♥♥♥l♥♥♥l♥♥♥ 
a(cancer is Joeys astrology symbol) QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./1234567890=[ (and thos3 are wingdings because theyre cool)

Recent Quotes by this Author:

Spell your name and see what it means;
A: hot B: loves people C: good kisser D: makes people laugh E: Has gorgeous eyes F: really wild and crazy, adore you G: very outgoing H: easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: really silly L: smile to die for M: makes dating fun N: loving and caring O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: hyperactive R: good boyfriend or girlfriend S: cute T: very good kisser U: is very sexual V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: always makesyou laughZ: can be funny and sweet at times
 
A: hot
L: smile to die for
E: Has gorgeous eyes
X: never let people tell you what to do
I: loves to laugh and smile
S: cute



ooo and lets do JOeys too....

J: is really sweet
O: has one of the best personalities ever
E: Has gorgeous eyes
Y: always makes you smile
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 Alexis Gonsalves

<3

te he.
X     P
 

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some people will stab you in the back
others will stab you in the face
with pencils
....joey..tsktsk

lmao, jELLY REALLY? iT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
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=]  <----Phillip.
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God must have created Men before Women
 You need a   r. o. u. g. h   d. r. a .f.t   before you                                                                                                  
create a masterpeice....<3

-from hotchickx2
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A-P-P-L-E

IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS YOU WILL BE SINGLE UNTILL YOUR 45

NO JOKE.

REPOST WITH:

 A-P-P-L-E(if your taken)

B-​​​​L-​​​​U-​​​​E-​​​​B-​​​​E-​​​​R-​​​​R-​​​​Y
(if you absolutely adore someone)

B-A-N-A-N-A (if you are confused)

C-H-E-R-R-Y (if you like someone but your not sure how they feel about you)

G-R-A-P-E (if your single)

L-E-M-O-N (if you have given up)

P-E-A-C-H (theres no point in liking the person you like)

P-​​​​I-​​​​N-​​​​E-​​​​A-​​​​P-​​​​P-​​​​L-​​​​E (if your just taking life as it comes)

S-​​​​T-​​​​R-​​​​A-​​​​W-​​​​B-​​​​E-​​​​R-​​​​R-​​​​Y (if you like someone and they like you but you're not going out)
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i  always get hooked into repost quotes.
damn it.
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Body: READ TILL THE END.

A girl went to a party and

she ended up staying longer than she

planned, and had to walk home alone.

She wasn't afraid

because it was a small town and she lived

only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm

trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from

harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a

short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she

noticed a man standing at the end as

though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,

asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness

and security wrapped round her, she felt as

though someone was walking with her.

when she reached the end of the alley,

she walked right past the man and arrived

home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed and

raped in the same alley just

twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and

the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to

help this young woman, she decided to go to the

police station

She felt she could recognize the man,

so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been

identified, he immediately broke down and confessed

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery

and asked if there was anything they could do

for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not

attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.

She had two tall men walking on either side of her.

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as A GIRL KILLED IN (your city) if you truly
believe in God

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what

"If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"

STAND UP FOR HIM

51% won't repost this
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 ME <3
T • A • U • R • U • S: The sex addict

Aggressive, Freak in bed, Rare to find, Loves being in long relationships, Likes to give a good fight for what they want, Extremely outgoing, Sexy, Loves to help people in times of need, Outstanding kisser, Very Awesome personality, Stubborn, Sexual, Most caring person you will ever meet, One of a kind, Not one to fuck with, Are the most sexiest people on earth && 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost!!

Joey<3
-C • A • N • C • E • R: Most Amazing Kisser

Very high sex appeal, Great in bed, Love is one of a kind, Very romantic, Most caring person you will ever meet, Entirely creative, Extremely random and proud of it, Freak in bed, Spontaneous, Great telling stories, Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it, Someone you should hold on too forever. & 10 years of bad luck if you dont repost
creepy true.
: P
; )

 
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I slapped a toothbrush becuse I smoke weed!


(see lilherbavors page to get)
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