OfficialWittyPolice

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Joined: February 19, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 275855

I am the Witty Police.
I block haters and improve witty for all.
Follow in my footsteps and STOP HATE

XO

Quotes by OfficialWittyPolice

look forward to little things
Dance moms on in five minutes :)
Touch the smily with your finger
:) & highlight
& Smile beautiful :)
I love test questions like this
:) 

❒ It is yellow
❒ It's a smily face
All of the above


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To show those who need it that they aren't alone

Fave or comment if you've ever felt
hurt
felt alone
been excluded
cut
harmed yourself
had an eating disorder
attempted suicide
Been bullied
Needed someone to talk to
I'm Here for you... And so are all of us wittians
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You will get at least 2 followers back *** I promise
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Please comment, and talk to 
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Weekly Witty Shoutout

Follow this person & They'll follow back. I'll follow you too. Two-for-one deal right?

laxgirl4life
*If you participate, you can be featured right after this, so comment*
Please Read! Long but worth it!!
I am part of a lost generation
and I refuse to believe that
I can change the world
I realize this may be a shock but
"Happiness comes from within"
is a lie, and
"Money will make me happy."
So in 30 years I will tell my children
they are not the most important thing in my life
My employer will know that
I have my priorities straight because
work
is more important than
family
I tell you this
Once upon a time
Families stayed together
but this will not be true in my era
This is a quick fix society
Experts tell me
30 years from now, I will be celebrating the 10th
anniversary of my divorce
I do not concede that
I will live in a country of my own making
In the future
Environmental destruction will be the norm
No longer can it be said that
My peers and I care about this earth
It will be evident that
My generation is apathetic and lethargic
It is foolish to presume that
There is hope.
Please read this backwards!
This person inspires me:
Please follow
almostforever
If you do. Comment, I'll follow you
Therefore you'll get two-for-one follows haha