OfficialWittyUnicorn

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Joined: August 2, 2013
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 368041
Gender: F
I like:Football,Activities,swimming,makeup (tat I dont use cuz im normal like that)

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You  Light me up when all I see is Darkness,
You Light me up when I'm Down.
''Write something a stranger would hang on there wall''        

I dunno?Vital organs a pocket knife nutella?
                                                                                 Harry Potter Ending In A Nutshell.

                                                                                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIpH-DoRu9o 
Dear,Snow

Thank you for being there to cover the bodies of my enemies.I really appreciate it,keeping them in the basement until you came was a terrible idea.But you didnt cover the blood on the ground I was really unhappy about that :/Nonetheless Thank you!

Sincerely,
Greatful
 
I like you.

I never told you.

I cant tell you now anyway.

Because I moved to a different school.

Stupid parents......
Some people need a high-five....


In the face....


With a chair....


Made of steel....


Slammed into the face by the hulk....
                                                                                                    ''Small Blue Thing''
                                                                                         
                                                                                               About ''Small Blue Thing'':
                                                             ''Small Blue Thing'' is a story I read and I would love to share it to you :)
                                           The author of the book is S.C.Ransom its published boy a company names Nosy Crow
                                       It's a love story.Based on some places in England like The Thames,St.Pauls and all that.
                                     
                                                                                                       The blurb :D
               If you don't know what a blurb is its basically the back of the book and the writing on it (im like your Wittian Teacher hear i'm dying now XDD)
                                                                                          Anyway.....To the blurb....yeah.....
                                                                 Alex doesn't know who to believe,Callum or Catherine.
                                                                                  One of them truly cares for her.
                                                                     One of them wants to pray on her memories.
                                                                                        Both of them drowned.
                 After school exams,Alex finds an extraordinary bracelet set with a mysterious blue stone buried in Thames mud.
                                              She discovers that she can use it to communicate with the river's dead.
                            Condemned to a half-life of misery,they must steal the happiness of the living to exist.
                                    Callum-desperate,lonly and breathtakingly good-looking - is one of them.
                                                                                            And Callum loves her?
                                                                                             
                                                                                                     Doesn't he?

                               Okay guys thats the blurb done comment if you would like to hear this story and I will bring it to you soon!
                                                I was inspired by Birdy97 to make these kind of stories that you sweetie :)
                                                                                                     See you guys soon!
                                                                             
''Write a clever joke''

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