OfficialWittyUnicorn

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Joined: August 2, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 368041
Gender: F
I like:Football,Activities,swimming,makeup (tat I dont use cuz im normal like that)

OfficialWittyUnicorn's Favorite Quotes

Husband and wife talking at the night of their marriage

Man: finally my dream will come true

Woman: do you want me to get away from you?

Man: No, don’t say that

Woman do you love love me?  

Man: of course

Woman: Ok, could you think to get away from me?

Man: of course not

Woman: kiss me

Man: sure, and on your cheek  

Woman: ok. Could you think one day you hit me?

Man: of course not… I’m not that kind of man

Woman: ok can I trust you?

Man: yes

Women: oh my drear

If you wanna know what happened in 1 year of their marriage read the same thing but from down 

Trying to post something crazy then realizing that its Sunday...
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       They said that it gets easier,

BUT THEY LIED... 


  
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That Moment
When You Can Absolutely Not Stop Smiling
Even In Your Sleep
"Oh just so you know, most of the time when I snapchat you with my face close to the camera, it's because I'm shirtless and it would be awkward" Good to know...
Nice Tan.
What's Your Race? Carrot?
you have to find that currten thing, before you truly know where your life will go
Stranger: Hey Kid!
Me: *Offended*
Stranger: 
Me: Kid means Baby Goat By The Way
Stranger: Yeah, I know