Lil Bro: I like... *slight pause*
Me: You like wha-
Lil Bro: BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE...
Me: Uhh, wha-
Lil Bro: ALL YOU OTHER BRUTHAS CAN'T DENY...
Me: Um, Dad-
Dad: THAT GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST AND A ROUND THING IN YO' FACE, YOU GET...
Me: Ah, what the hell.
All of Us: SPRUNG!
Mom walks in: What the heck is going on?
Dad: Oh. My. God. Becky. Look at her-
And THAT, my friends, is how my dad got his first b*tchslap.