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Only miss the sun

when it starts to snow
 

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John
 
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's only 8.
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this was not meant to offend.

3 Bad things happened to me today:

 
1: I found out my sister doesn't like Coldplay.

2: My sister got hit by a bus.

3: I lost my bus licence. 

 

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer.

 

Then it hit me.




You know who's perfect?
Don't bother reading the first word again because it's Niall Horan.


 


I'm having one of those unattractive days.
I mean years.
I mean lives.



 




I'm glad my pets can't talk.
They know too much.



 




And no Kanye isn’t stupid or evil for selling $120 plain shirts...

People are fricking stupid for buying em

Kanye is a genius.



 




What really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but 

physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is




 





Didn't have internet on my phone for the past few hours. I graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 15 books & showered.





Me: *snatches character away from author*

Author: I-

Me: *wraps them up in warm blankets*

Author: wha-

Me: *places them out of authors reach*

Author: but i ju-

Me: You can have these back when you learn to play nicely.