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Niall Imagine----- Part 1.


You and our best friend are HUGE directioners, so for your birthday she takes you to no other than...... Nandos! Nialls Favorite resurant, Niall Is your favorite though you love all the boys. You order and as you wait in line the small sound of the doorbells rings. You turn to see no other than, Niall!!!!!! You try to keep it cool though your friends not, She is jumping with exictment, screaming like a little girl and then evenauly faints. You fal with her as she was holding your hand, Niall then worried he had hurt one of you falls to the floor apologizing 100 times. "I am sooooo sorry, are you hurt? Is she okay? Wake up mate!" He says almost to fast to understand "Shes going to be alright dont worry Niall, we are both just really huge fans!" I noticed that right then you sounded like a huge idoit, "Aww thankies Love, say is there any empty seats at your table? I mean if you dont mind....?" "NOOO Of course I dont mind take a seat any seat!" Again the idiotic sound comming from your mouth, it was like a steady stream that no logs, or in this case lips, could stop from flowing out again. He just smiles and sits, the food finally comes out and when you finish you and Niall just sit and talk for even longer (Your friend was taken home by her parents after you called) He is coloring on your empty tray, some how we sat there for 4 hours just laughing at nothing and smiling at eachother. "He you keep this." He hands you the colored tray and you look at it and you notice in the middle of the page was "Hey, I know we just met but you are soo sweet! Wondering if you wanted to hang and meet the boys? Call me! Bye Mate!" And his phone number! You smile but he is already gone... You immedenty take out your cell phone and text him something simple "When are you free? :)" You wait to look at your phone again till you get home, finally looking to see no new texts... Dissaponted you still smile because you know he will get bak to you sometime! You stay up watching a movie untill you go on twitter to watch Liams Twitter cam... You over hear Niall in the backround loudly whispering "Say it! Shes probally Listening! Say It Liam!!!" "FINEEEEE Niall just shut up Mate!!! You are not a good whisperer!" So Liam continues to say " So tommorow I am happy to annonce that we will not be able to do twittercam tommorow..... Niall is having someone very special over for us to meet her!" Thats when you finally get a text back Saying :

Niall Imagine----- Part 1.


You and our best friend are HUGE directioners, so for your birthday she takes you to no other than...... Nandos! Nialls Favorite resurant, Niall Is your favorite though you love all the boys. You order and as you wait in line the small sound of the doorbells rings. You turn to see no other than, Niall!!!!!! You try to keep it cool though your friends not, She is jumping with exictment, screaming like a little girl and then evenauly faints. You fal with her as she was holding your hand, Niall then worried he had hurt one of you falls to the floor apologizing 100 times. "I am sooooo sorry, are you hurt? Is she okay? Wake up mate!" He says almost to fast to understand "Shes going to be alright dont worry Niall, we are both just really huge fans!" I noticed that right then you sounded like a huge idoit, "Aww thankies Love, say is there any empty seats at your table? I mean if you dont mind....?" "NOOO Of course I dont mind take a seat any seat!" Again the idiotic sound comming from your mouth, it was like a steady stream that no logs, or in this case lips, could stop from flowing out again. He just smiles and sits, the food finally comes out and when you finish you and Niall just sit and talk for even longer (Your friend was taken home by her parents after you called) He is coloring on your empty tray, some how we sat there for 4 hours just laughing at nothing and smiling at eachother. "He you keep this." He hands you the colored tray and you look at it and you notice in the middle of the page was "Hey, I know we just met but you are soo sweet! Wondering if you wanted to hang and meet the boys? Call me! Bye Mate!" And his phone number! You smile but he is already gone... You immedenty take out your cell phone and text him something simple "When are you free? :)" You wait to look at your phone again till you get home, finally looking to see no new texts... Dissaponted you still smile because you know he will get bak to you sometime! You stay up watching a movie untill you go on twitter to watch Liams Twitter cam... You over hear Niall in the backround loudly whispering "Say it! Shes probally Listening! Say It Liam!!!" "FINEEEEE Niall just shut up Mate!!! You are not a good whisperer!" So Liam continues to say " So tommorow I am happy to annonce that we will not be able to do twittercam tommorow..... Niall is having someone very special over for us to meet her!" Thats when you finally get a text back Saying :












Should I continue??

Niall Imagine----- Part 1.


You and our best friend are HUGE directioners, so for your birthday she takes you to no other than...... Nandos! Nialls Favorite resurant, Niall Is your favorite though you love all the boys. You order and as you wait in line the small sound of the doorbells rings. You turn to see no other than, Niall!!!!!!  You try to keep it cool though your friends not, She is jumping with exictment, screaming like a little girl and then evenauly faints. You fal with her as she was holding your hand, Niall then worried he had hurt one of you falls to the floor apologizing 100 times. "I am sooooo sorry, are you hurt? Is she okay? Wake up mate!" He says almost to fast to understand "Shes going to be alright dont worry Niall, we are both just really huge fans!" I noticed that right then you sounded like a huge idoit, "Aww thankies Love, say is there any empty seats at your table? I mean if you dont mind....?"  "NOOO Of course I dont mind take a seat any seat!" Again the idiotic sound comming from your mouth, it was like a steady stream that no logs, or in this case lips, could stop from flowing out again. He just smiles and sits, the food finally comes out and when you finish you and Niall just sit and talk for even longer (Your friend was taken home by her parents after you called) He is coloring on your empty tray, some how we sat there for 4 hours just laughing at nothing and smiling at eachother. "He you keep this." He hands you the colored tray and you look at it and you notice in the middle of the page was "Hey, I know we just met but you are soo sweet! Wondering if you wanted to hang and meet the boys? Call me! Bye Mate!" And his phone number! You smile but he is already gone... You immedenty take out your cell phone and text him something simple "When are you free? :)"  You wait to look at your phone again till you get home, finally looking to see no new texts... Dissaponted you still smile because you know he will get bak to you sometime! You stay up watching a movie untill you go on twitter to watch Liams Twitter cam...  You over hear Niall in the backround loudly whispering "Say it! Shes probally Listening! Say It Liam!!!" "FINEEEEE Niall just shut up Mate!!! You are not a good whisperer!"  So Liam continues to say " So tommorow I am happy to annonce that we will not be able to do twittercam tommorow..... Niall is having someone very special over for us to meet her!" Thats when you finally get a text back Saying :












Should I continue??

Louis=


 BooBear!!!! <3

Who would want me and my friends to sing a one direction song and post it on youtube?

Niall Likes Girls With Brown Eyes.... Girls Break Out The Contacts...

Before Harry Came Up With The Name " One Direction "    Niall Asked If They Could Name The Band Niall And The Potatoes....



Me: *FACEPALM*

Niall--------


" I LOVE GIRAFFES!!!!!"
They are so long and tall!! I want to be a Giraffe..
Then maybe I would be taller...

Imagine---

Me- *Sleeping*
Niall- How do I tell her?
Liam- Just wake her up!!!
Niall- But What If She Says No???
Liam- GOOOO!!!!!
Niall *Wakes You Up*
Me: Yes Niall??
Niall- Can You Make Me A Sandwitch??? <3