Witty-Throwbacks*

Status: A little vintage never hurts.
Joined: October 16, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 334823
Location: In bed, probably
Gender: F
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Brianna|17|Hella Queer Pan Girl

Welcome to My Profile!
Here you can find quotes from Witty's very best authors,
beautiful formats,
Some of my own quotes,
And my own general loveliness.

This, is where you can find my lovelies:
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Quotes by Witty-Throwbacks*

and God said unto John,
"come forth and recieve eternal life."
but John came fifth, and won a toaster.


a twelve year old:  omfg I just turned twelve and I don't have a boyfriend, omgggggg i am forever alone someone buy me some cats
me: TWELVE YEARS OLD?!!!!???? AND NO BOYFRIEND???///??? OH MY GOD CLEARLY YOU ARE ALONE FOR LIFE. THERE IS NO HOPE FOR YOU.

 

 

Your pinky is the smallest finger but its capable of holding the biggest secrets. 

 

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me: *stays home* 
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your butt & do something with your life

me: *goes out* 
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people & roaming the streets
me: *eats* 
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something* 
parents: we're getting really concered are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us? 
me: *exhales* 
parents: DON'T GIVE ME THAT ATTITUDE. 

 
 


In Flo-Rida's song "Low".

he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman?!


in all honesty, I'm not surprised the whole club is looking at her

 





There’s plenty of fish in the sea
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I
just suck at fishing


 




Looking at youcell phone

  during awkward situations 
 

Mum: Can I use your computer?
Me: Sure.
Me: *Deletes History*
Me: *Logs out of every website*
Me: *Double checks deleted History*
Me: *Closes Chrome*
Me: *Opens Internet Explorer*
Me: Here you go. *stands over her shoulder entire time.*

 
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wheelmo isn't ticklish,

and Pooh Bear h.a.t.e.s. honey, when Tigger stops bouncing
and Goofy isn't funny. When Peter Pan can't
 fly and Simba doesn't roar,
when Alice in Wonderland can't fit through a tiny door. 
When Dumbo's ears are small, and Happily Ever After isn't true...

/////that's when I'll stop loving you\\\\\
 

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