illgiveyouablackeye*

Status: Im the author of my own life, but because I'm writing in pen I can't erase the mistakes I have made and will make.
Joined: January 9, 2013
Last Seen: 7 years
Birthday: December 16
user id: 345755
Location: I dont know fam
Gender: F




Don't you ever stop whining?

 
Stop throwing yourself a pity party and build new bridges.
My name's Savannah and I can only deal with so much negativity. I swear I'm pretty nice and I
talk in caps way more than i should.
My other accounts:
Wattpad - illgiveyouablackeye
Quotev- illgiveyouablackeye
Fanfic.net - Illgiveyouablackeye



 

Quotes by illgiveyouablackeye*

So my moms upstairs fixing something in my grandmas bathroom and she shots to u
"Okay! I need one more screw!"
a
nd my grandma goes
"So do I."
NO. 
JUST...
UG
GGH
I DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR THAT.
Excuse me while I go bang my head against a highly poisonous creature.
I spent a whole freaking 5 minutes trying to unhighlight a quote I found.
The whole 5 minutes was full of quiet cursings and glaring.
Turns out, the quote was automatically highlighted.
I'm so freaking special.
I just noticed that I'm really
posessive of my friends.
Like if some other person starts talking to them
and I see them I'm just like
"I DONT REMEMBER GIVING YOU PERMISSION TO TALK TO THEM. NO. GO AWAY.
BACK THE F/CK UP AND WALK AWAY
BE
FORE I GO ALL JURASSIC PARK
O
N YOUR HOMELY LOOKING SELF!"
o
n the inside.
But on the outside I'm just like
"O
h... Hey. Um, I'm gonna go over there. Sorry.."
 
You don't know what problems are
until you've finished your hot chocolate
a
nd find a bunch of chocolatey lumps
on the bottom and you can't decide
w
hether you want to eat it or not.

When my friends ask what I'm afraid of
I always answer
"The dark"
or
"
Spiders 
But what I'm really afraid of is something silly.
What I'm afraid of is
Bein
For
gotten.

Do you ever just want to strangle those kids at school?
Because I do.
I let you BORROW that pen or pencil.
(Yeah, I put borrow in bold, italics, and underlined it. Sh/t just got real.)
Now, I don't know about you but my definition of borrow is use with my permission for a period of time and then give back.
You don't keep it you fraking kleptomaniac!
Do you guys remember
when we were kids and the
absolute worst thing
some could do to us is say
"Ooooh.... I'm telling!"
?

 
Oh my god
ther
e are so many
freaking awesome artists
in my art club and I'm like "Oh
fruck. Well there goes my self-esteem."
Because most of the kids in my art class are
hor
rible at drawing and I'm just like "HA HA Mother
Fruc
kers! I'm better than you guys and I'm not even trying!
Su
ckers!!! Ha!" And oh my gosh there's is so much professionalism...
Some one kill me right now. I don't feel like being mocked inside of there
freaki
ng head. Yeah, I know they're mocking me with my un-experienced-ness.
Well
you know what, it's not my fault so maybe I'll just go cocoon in my room or go
look
at other peoples drawings and make myself feel better by comparing theres  to
mine
and wow I sound conceited but whatever. Don't act like it doesn't make you
fe
el better that someone does somthing horrible that you're awesome at. You
just ge
t this awesome feeling of pride and wanna rub it in their face but
you're nice and just pretend to be modest while brushing off their
compliments but on the inside your ego is practically 'bout to
pop and you caught me. I'm just trying to even this out into
a pyramid. Oops well there's you explanations for why 
this is long. Just a few more lines. I'd be really
surprised if you were still reading this 
but congratulations if you are.
I don't know why but 
whatevers...
And done.

 
Oh, dont mind me.
I'm just using comic sans.
Don't worry.
I'm using them ironically.
Oh you think I spend way to much time on the computer?

Guurlllll, stfu or gtfo cuz I'm totes off the computer most of my life like IDEK why you thought that. You totes sh- oh BRB, Ricky just tweeted something. What do you mean I don't have any friends and I'm not social enough? I beg to differ. I can have Kittalia, Melon Lord, and Inkquill332, and the rest of my followers vouch for me.  
< 1 2 3 4 5 Next >