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Opheliaaah
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Im Ophelia and I live in the small state of sa I love it here atm apart from prison (school) its fabtabulous!
so please follow me and i'll follow you <333
Thank-a-chooo
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
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Face book is the only appropriet way to talk to a wall
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