OreoLover

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Joined: December 12, 2011
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Quotes by OreoLover

*class taking a test*

me: *finishes early*
me:  oh wow, i actually finished first for once
me: *gets up to hand in test*
me: *trips on chair*
me: *falls over*
me: *dies*
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*me in gym class*

gym teacher: alright, everyone jog to the red line and back.
me: jog?
gym teacher: yes, jog.
me: lolno.
gym teacher: excuse me?
me: oh, nothing.
gym teacher: ..alright class, go!
guys: *runs as if in the olypics, shoving eachother*
girls: *steady paced jogs, gossiping in small groups*
me: *slowly trailing behind*
gym teacher: come on, Marissa, pick up the pace! we know you can do it
me: *nearly trips on shoelace*
me: POTATOES ARE NOT FIT FOR THIS
me: *finishes last*
me: *dies*
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If you have a facebook,
start a chat (with anyone) and type in any of the following.
[[starbucks]]
[[mcdonalds]]
[[dunkindonuts]]
[[justin.bieber]]
[[facebook]]
[[tumblr]]
[[cookiemonster]]
[[google]]
[[googlechrome]]
[[youtube]]
[[pillowpets]]
[[mileycyrus]]
[[michaeljackson]]
[[beyonce]]
[[mariahcarey]]
[[taylorswift]]
[[crunch]]
[[skittles]]
[[hersheys]]
[[hersheyskisses]]
[[cheetos]]
[[hostess]]
[[tacobell]]
[[pizzahut]]
[[dairyqueen]]
[[dominos]]
[[applebees]]
[[ihop]]
[[nutella]]
[[olivegarden]]
[[monopoly]]
[[crayola]]
[[vitaminwater]]
[[329135960464171]] cake
[[329135987130835]] camera
[[329136013797499]] car
[[329136037130830]] cat
[[329136127130821]] coffee
[[329136210464146]] computer
[[disney]]
[[spongebob]]
[[doritos]]
[[139407806171115]] (dislike icon)

Have fun!:)
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Here's to the kids who
are never picked first in gym. or second, or third,
and can't help but feel unwanted.
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Just because her face is pretty,
doesn't mean her personality is equally appealing.
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Crazy Fact #838:
The CIA once $20 million dollars on a cat equipped with gear to spy on the Soviets, but it was hit by a taxi.
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story





So, Christmas is only 24 days away. :)
What's everyone asking for?


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holiday





Sometimes, it's okay
To  not  be  okay 


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family: you're so pretty! I bet tons of guys are falling for you!

school: someone poke it with a stick, see if it bites.
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Can I ask you guys for a quick favor?

I'm trying to win a contest and the person with the most votes by Saturday wins:) If you could just click on this link, and vote for 'h0llister-swe4tpants' it would help me a lot:)

http://poll.pollcode.com/blfzoh

Thanks everyone, I really appreciate it<3
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