OwlheadAthena

Out of all the little fishies in the ocean...

I caught you. :/

And strangely enough, you're the one that let me go, even though I caught you.

Girls who live by the ocean, I think you need to lock your doors at night. Because the fishies are evolving.

HOW YOU KNOW YOU'RE SPECIAL (SUPERMARKET EDITION):

#3: Your mom has to drag you away from the lobster tank where you were making 'fishy' faces at the lobsters... and the people behind the counter.

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MY LITTLE PONY. (Friendship is freaking magic, yo ;D)
SPONGEBOB.
WILD KRATTS.
ARTHUR.

CARTOONS IN GENERAL.
Please tell me I am not alone in watching these D:

HOW YOU KNOW YOU'RE 'SPECIAL' (SUPERMARKET EDITION):

#2: You play bumper cars with your cart... against an old lady.

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One day...
Friend #1: If you guys could be any animal, what would you be?
Friend #2: Where the heck did that come from?
Friend1: ... Just answer it -_-'
Friend3: Well... I'd be a dog, cause then I'd be so adorable!
Friend2: Whale, totally a whale, so then I could EAT THE WHALE HUNTERS WHEN THEY TRY TO HARPOON ME!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Friend1: ... Okay, then. Well, I'd be...
Me: Narwhal.
Friend1: What?
Me: A Narwhal. I'd be a narwhal if I were an animal.
Friend3: Pfft, that's lame.
Friend2: Dude, come on, don't be a bully! Besides... don't you have to go rescue some kid from a well?
Friend3: That's degrading...
Friend1: But seriously man, a narwhal? WHY?!?!?!!?
Me: Didn't you know... :D
Friend2: Oh God, here she goes again...
Me:
NARWHALS NARWHALS, SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN!
Friend3: No...
Me:
CAUSING A COMMOTION, 'CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME.
NARWHALS NARWHALS, SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN...
Me + Friend2:
PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WIDE THEY BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT!
Friend3: Not you to...
Me+Friends 1 & 2:
LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN, THEY HAVE A KICK-A$$ FACIAL HORN
THEY ARE THE JEDI OF THE SEA!
(Pause)
Us: ...
Friend3: ...
Us: *Puppy dog eyes*
Friend3: *sigh, grumbles*
They... stop Cthula eating ye...
All of us: :D
NARWHALS, THEY ARE NARWHALS!
NARWHALS, justdon'tletthemtouchyourb-
NARWHALS, THEY ARE NARWHALS, NARWHALS!
INVENTORS OF THE SHISH-KABOB!
(Repeat)
...
You can not deny the power of the Narwhal song ;D

HOW YOU KNOW YOU'RE 'SPECIAL' (SUPERMARKET EDITION)
#1: Upon entering the store, you immediately go forward to rub the peaches. Because they are Nature's velvet :D

Should I continue?

If I were a Disney Princess, I'd be... Mulan. YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!! (It was a tie between like, three others though XD BUt Mulan's the only one I got ten in :3)

 

Cinderella:
[] One of your parents is dead
[] You are expected to do a lot of chores
[] You love to dress up
[x] You love animals
[x] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
[] Your mom is really strict
[] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
[] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
[x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before
[] You have blonde hair
TOTAL: 3

Belle:
[x] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like
[x] You’ve been lost in the forest
[x] You love to read
[x] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
[x] One of your family members is a bit weird
[x] You have done volunteer work
[x] You have a wild imagination
[x] You love to take care of people in need
[] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty
[x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out
TOTAL: 9


Jasmine:
[x] Your dad is very rich/important
[x] You are very clever
[x] You’ve been with someone way different from you
[x] You’re unique and different from everyone else
[x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich
[x] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
[] You don’t have a lot of friends
[x] You’re independent
[x] You are wealthy
[x]Your parents try to control your life
TOTAL: 9

Ariel
[x] Your parents expect a lot from you
[x] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you
[x] You’re a bit of a trouble maker
[] You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2
[] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more)
[x] You collect something
[x]You have/had long, hair
[x] You have/had a pet fish
[x] You’re extremely curious
[x] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible
TOTAL: 4

Snow White:
[x] You know that you’re beautiful
[] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
[x] You’ve almost been killed (It was an accident)
[x] You have at least seven good friends
[x] You’ve had food poisoning
[x] You have/had short hair
[x] You get along with almost everyone
[x] All of your friends are different
[x] You love to have a good time
[x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in
TOTAL: 9

Mulan:
[x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
[x] People wish you could be a bit more girly
[x]You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
[x] You’ve had a physical fight with someone
[x] You have/had considered running away from home
[x] Your parents try to plan your life out
[x] a lot of your friends are boys
[x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
[x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
TOTAL: 10

Aurora
[] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
[/] You almost died at a very young age
[x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful
[x]You have a decent singing voice
[x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends
[x] You spend most of your time outside [try to]
[] You’re adopted
[] You’re very romantic
[] Pink is one of your favorite colors
TOTAL: 4.5

Pocahontas
[] You love to walk around and explore big cities
[x] You are more spiritual than religious
[] You’ve been in an interracial relationship
[x] One of your family members is dead (Like, grandparents?)
[x] Your parents are very protective of you
[x] Someone you know has been in war
[x]You love nature
[x] You have/had black hair
[x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
[x] You’re very adventurous
TOTAL: 8

repost this as 'if i were a Disney princess i would be' ... with the one you have the most in.

School...starting tomorrow... oh Dear God. D:
Strangely enough, I'm starting to feel like Witty is my version of Twitter/Facebook :/ HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...

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