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Quotes by Paigybecca

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the awkward moment when this format is already over used -_-
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When a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, its normal,
but when a boy thinks of his future with his girlfriend, he's serious.
If shes amazing, she wont be easy

If shes easy, she wont be amazing

If she is worth it, you wont give up

If you give up, your not worth it.
I've always wondered
  if her parents know she is such a sl*t.


A marine was deployed to Afganistan.

While he was there, he recieved a letter from his girlfriend. In this letter, she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. She also wanted the pictures of herself back. So the marine did what any other man would do. He went around to his buddies anc dollected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed 24 pictures of women (with and without clothes) to his ex-girlfriend with the following note:

"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

Nmf. <3//Nmq<3

So I'm invisible to you now? Oh, that's cool.
I've always wanted a superpower...



WTF???? You have Herpes?!? Why the h*ll didn't you tell me before it was to late go get condoms. 


Don't gimmie that sh*t!!!! What will happen if my wife finds out?
Ummmmm..... hi dad


50" flastscreen, xbox 360, or $1000
All and a door lock w/ a 2 week plan ticket to Hawaii.
Sleeping is my drug.
My bed is the dealer.
My alarm clock is the police.
The school is my prison.
My teachers are the security quards.
Life is short.
Break the rules.
Forgive quickly
Kiss slowly.
Laugh uncontrollably
And never Regret.

from BellaSwan14   <3
Six Letters, Two Words, Easy To Say,

Hard To Explain, Harder To Do;

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