Paigybecca

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Joined: August 30, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: December 15
user id: 213709
Gender: F

Quotes by Paigybecca

 A man was in a locker room,
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.


"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....


"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

notmine<3 but LMAO



We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a cereal killer and don't want them to hear us.

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notmine<3
Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
Think about it...

Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
Now, which sounds more gay?

notmine<3


I Hate It How Your Nice
To The Weird Kid
& Then BOOM. Stalked For Life.

notmine<3

 Long but worth while...i promise

 Her name was Abby
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive


Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic


Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair


She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound


Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore


A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?


But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die


She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "


Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did


Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by


Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made


She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "


The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying


Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse


One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor


It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms


Press the <3 if your against Child ABUSE

not mine<3

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Thstaothfootbalteam
h a s  a  b l i n d  d a d

who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."


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Not mine. I just love it
What a girl wants;;; 

~grab her hand and hold it
~give her your sweater or jacket
~put your arm around her waist and hold her close to you
~give her LONG hugs
~tell her how much she means to you
~text her: goodmoring and goodnight
~always put <3's first in a conversation
~never let your conversation die
~wipe away her tears
~always stand or sit close to her
~look deep into her eyes
~give her piggyback rides
~let her sit on your lap
~suprisingly hug her tight from behind

&&
TELL HER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER! (<3)
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1) Press the ''like'' button
2) Highlight The Numbers
3) Press Ctrl and f
4) Leave ctrl + F and Press 99 and see what happens..
this really works no joke

didn't  change,
i grew up ,you should try it sometime.
-drake.
 



I bet no guy
has the guts to write me a paragraph in my comment box that I will never forget. Girls, pass this on and see who the nicest guy is on Witty. See what guy can actually write a paragraph that will surprise you.

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