When
all
those
cheesy
love
songs
start
to make
sense, when all those annoying chick flicks actually make you cry,
when
Valentine's
Day
cards
AREN'T
vomit
inducing, that's when you realize that you're in love.
How to keep sea-bears
away: 1. No playing the
clarinet.
2. never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast.
(Flashlights are their natural prey).
3. Don't stomp around (they take that as a challenge.)
4. Don't ever eat cheese. (cubed, sliced is fine)
5. Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion.
6. Or clown shoes.
7. Or a hoop skirt.
8. And never.
9. evER
10. EVER
11. SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE!
Sometimes we're sucky
texters,
but when we reply with "lol" or "ya"
or something so small, sometimes
it just means we don't know what to reply,
but we don't want the conversation to end...