ParisMalibu

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Pretty please don't you ever feel like your less than perfect...


 

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so he calls me up and he’s like “i still love you” and i’m like “wait are you joe, taylor, lucas, john, cory, toby, jake, zac, garrett, eddie, conor, patrick, or harry?”
Teacher(mad): THIS-
Me: GIRL IS ON FIREEEEEE!
Her: ..get out.

I'm a teenage girl.
My BFF Becky texts and says she's kissed Johnny. Well that's a problem cause, I like Johnny. Now, I'm emotionally compromised. Whoopsies. I'm all "OMG, Becky's not even hot."

 
  -Mayhem (Allstate Commercial)

Wittians.

I would like to point out that,

Witty

WILL BE CLOSED & UNACCESSIBLE














































On February the 29th, 30th and 31st

Valentines Day Is Tomorrow And I Don't Have A Valentine... Looks Like My Cat And I Are Gonna Sit On The Couch And Watch Sappy Movies.. Who's With Us?!
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puberty either makes you a
hot god or a potatoe.




 



Maroon 5?

I think you mean,

"Adam Levine and the guys who stand behind him."



 
I love how in Disney movies it's like
son: I got into the band!
mom: Oh my gosh that's so great im going to make you cupcakes and buy you a unicorn and oh this is just the best thing ever what can I do to make this amazing moment even better shall I shine your shoe?

and in my house it's like
me: I got into the band!
mom: Shut up I'm playing farmville.
You said it's because we dont see each other enough. 
I think it's because you love someone else.