PengPostmanPat

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A man and a woman walking down the street With a son and a daughter, it was, oh, so sweet
When Mummy turned to Daddy and she said "My dear, write out your will, the end is near"
Then she pulled out the gun I saw the sparks
Messed up the suit that he'd bought from Marks Because
She'd heard the voices from outer space
She'd heard the voices from outer space
She'd heard the voices from outer space
Saying, "Never trust a man with egg on his face"
Three months later Mrs. B stands
A smile on her face, blood on her hands
The kiddies got scared and have run to bed
The headlines in the papers said that
She was the victim of an awful plan
Announced through the mouthpiece of a little green man
She'd heard the voices from outer space saying "Never trust a man with egg on his face"
La La

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R.I.P SPOT
Legend. :'(

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PengPostmanPat
vent

Fat Fun

Baby, you're so overweight
Baby, you're my one
Baby, you're an old pig, fat
Looking for someone

Creambuns...Fat Fun
Yeah!...Fat Fun!

You look like a f****** walrus
Laying on the beach
You're too Fat to clean yourself
You're just my porky pig!

Creambuns...Fat Fun

Yeah!...Fat Fun!

One day girl I'm gonna take you out
And I'll stuff your mouth
Baby I'll sew up your mouth
Till your stomach squeals

Creambuns...Fat Fun

Yeah!...Fat Fun!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8Ro2mUvb84

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PengPostmanPat
cute

I Paid A Packet For A New Straight Jacket...

There's A Whip In My Valise ;)

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PengPostmanPat
inspirational

Never Trust A Man With Egg On His Face

A man and a woman walking down the street With a son and a daughter, it was, oh, so sweet

When Mummy turned to Daddy and she said "My dear, write out your will, the end is near"
Then she pulled out the gun I saw the sparks
Messed up the suit that he'd bought from Marks Because
She'd heard the voices from outer space
She'd heard the voices from outer space
She'd heard the voices from outer space
Saying, "Never trust a man with egg on his face"
Three months later Mrs. B stands
A smile on her face, blood on her hands
The kiddies got scared and have run to bed
The headlines in the papers said that
She was the victim of an awful plan
Announced through the mouthpiece of a little green man
She'd heard the voices from outer space saying
"Never trust a man with egg on his face"
La La

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PengPostmanPat
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