You want to feel excruciating pain each time you go to get them tighter, and tighter, and tighter? And you want food to get caught up on your teeth and rackets so that when you talk, you're never certain whether you're embarrassing yourself or not after lunch until you've found a mirror, and even then it's hard to clean without a toothbrush? Do you not want to eat popcorn, and nuts, and gum, and each time you kiss someone have that relishing fear you might mess something up? You want to at any given moment start drooling for no reason and not even realize it until someone points it out? Yeah braces are fun.