Peytonie

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Joined: August 20, 2010
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user id: 121691

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This isn't Twitter.
#stopwiththehashtags
 
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I bet the YMCA dance is a lot harder in Chinese.
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that awkward moment: when you look inside your pocket,
and it's not full of  sunshine.

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I really want to meet Cat's brother on Victorious.
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Mom: You should hang out with your friends more often  
Mom: But I can't drop you off.
Mom: And they can't come here
Mom: And you can't walk, that's dangerous
Me: Do you expect me to teleport there?
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me: *Forgets to text everyone back*


 

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You wanna hear a number joke?
Nevermind, I four-get.

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Mom: What do you want for dinner tonight?
Me: *Tells her what I want for dinner*
Mom: No, I'm going to make this instead
Me: Then why did you ask me what I wanted?!

*True Story*
 
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Wiity: There was an error adding your comment. Slow down my friend.
Witty: There was an error adding your comment. Slow down my friend.
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Witty: There was an error adding your comment. Slow down my friend.
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Me: No.
*hits add comment 4786754867 more times*

*comment finally goes through*
Me: I AM VICTORIOUS!



 
 
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