PhDinlove
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HEY everyone ... sorry for all the late replies but i was really busy .
I miss u all and i hope everyone's happy :)
I wont be witty for too long , im just here to see some of my friends and say good bye
i will be on facebook just give me ur name oremail to add u ... take care
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Girls are
like
apples on trees. The best
one are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
just get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right
boy to come along, the one
who's brave enough
to climb
all the way
to the top
of the tree♥
1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that Certain' area.
9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
10. NO white pants that week.
11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
14. boys are 10x more annoying.
15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
20. you wish you weren't a girl.
21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
nmf.
Exposed
Chapter 1
It all started the morning of Kenzie's sweet 16...
~~~~~~~~~
" Kenzie!! It's time to wake up!"
"I already am up..."
kenzie shouted as she grabed her clothing and sliped it on
http://www.polyvore.com/kenzie/set?id=43909564
as kenzie went to the bathroom to do her hair she felt a sense
telling her not to go on the bathroom, but she did anyway to find
that there was blood everywhere on the mirror.
suddenly she closed her eyes and snapped out of it and realized
it was just an illusion.
As she was putting her hair up in a pony tail she felt sick..
but kenzie didnt want to tell her mom if she did her party for
the night would be cancled
so kenzie finished her hair and carried on to school
~~~~~~~~~
"hi kenzie looking forward tot he party tonight!"
"Joset like30 people said that to me today are they really
excited?"
"of corse they are, remember its your day!"
"right..tehhehe..i felt so sick this morning i thought my
bathroom mirror was covered in blood."
"It was probably just your eyes tricking you are you excited
too?"
"i guess..."
just then she saw will walk towards them and did a sexy hair slip
but what a fail.
"Gawd will is like hot"
"ok Kenzie snap outta it your gonna get him but after 3rd
period lets go find you a dress.."
"why i alredy have one..?"
"Yeah..but its ugly and trashed...and you invited will to
the part so get sexied up!"
"ok! meet me at the front office and then we can
go"
"k, bye kenz"
Kenzie walked off with a awkward sense telling her to never go to
her party but she ignored the feeling..
~~~~~
Later at the dress store kenzie saw will in her thoughts and
looked for a wonderul dress to please him.
"Kenzie look i found the perfect dress!!"
"Oh My Gawd!! I love it!"
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=43910872
"Where do you want tog o now were just gonna have to skip
the rest of the day"
"Lets go check on my party"
just then kenzie saw a vision of her and will locking in the old
cellar basement..
Kenzie had somewhat a good but bad feeling from that...
If you read my story thank you!!
please fave if i should keep writing Thanks soo
much!
i wonder what
taylor swift's witty would
look like...
FACTS:
1. In a typical lifetime we spend over 6 years dreaming.
2. All animals dream too.
3. You will forget 90% of dreams within 10 minutes of waking
up.
4. Right-handed people, on average live 9 years longer than
left-handed people.
5. Every day, you are breathing in about 1/4 of other
people's farts.
6. Valentine's day is one of the days with the highest
suicide rates.
7. 1 out of 8 couples married in the U.S last year met
online.
8. No word in the English language rhymes with month.
9. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
10. Giraffes are unable to cough.
11. You share your birthday with at least 9 million onther
people in the world.
12. A cow can climb stairs but they can't come down.
13. An average person will laugh 15 times a day.
14. A duck's quack doesn't echo and nobody knows
why.
15. Having blue eyes is actually a mutation, before the
mutation occured all humans had brown eyes.
16. There is a city called Rome in every continent.
17. Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue.
18. Babies are born without kneecaps.
NMQ
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
