MY
Story. ™(Please
Read)
I
hate my f-cking life. I'm a god d-mn
failure.
I'm 22 years old &
I'm a f-cking lowly cook at a fast food
joint.
This is the only job I've
ever had & i will probably never get a better
one.
My co-worker harasses me
verbally all day.
If i told my boss, he would
just cut my already low salary.
All that f-ckface care about
is money.
Outside of work, i don't
do anything.
My best friend is mentally
retarded, but i suppose that's better than
nothing.
I'm in love with one of
my neighbors.
She's a gorgeous southern
belle who just moved here,
but I'm sure she hates me
too. F-ck.
I'm stuck in my hometown
because I never learned to drive.
I fail the driver's
license test EVERY F-CKING TIME I TAKE
IT.
Worst of all i live in a
f-cking pineapple under the sea.