January: okay
yeah man new year new me fresh starts all around i'm totally
not gonna waste this year like i've done every other year of my
life so far
February: well
okay that went quickly but february will be my month i will get
sh/t done
March: lol
wtf wasn't it christmas yesterday
April: awww
little baby birdies and sh/t how cute but i've still done
absolutely f/ck all
May: MAY
THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU AH AHA HHAHAHHA AHHAHA aw sh/t i missed
april fool's day how the f/ck did that happen
June: since
when is it summer
July: blogging
blogging blogging blogging blogging sleeping eating
blogging
August: i
need to start getting sh/t done where has the summer gone
omg
Deptember: take
me back to the f/cking summer
October: HALLOF/CKINWEEN
MOTHERF/CKERS
November: everything in nature's dying hmm bit
of a bummer
December: CHRISTMAS
F/CK YEAH OMG YAY. OMG IT'S ALMOST NEXT YEAR. NEXT YEAR, THAT
IS THE YEAR I WILL GET SH/T DONE. I CAN FEEL IT.