Why hello attractive male.
May I stare at you for a minimum of 30 seconds, followed by
wiping drool off my bottom lip, and then tripping over myself,
making sure to look like as much of an idiot as
possible? Okay.
Me- "OH NO. MUM
FORGOT HER PHONE AT HOME
Bro- Run out and give it to her.
*Runs out*
Me- OH NO SHE LEFT. lets call her. OH NO SHE FORGOT HER PHONE.!
bro- No
sh•it sherlock.