Urban dictionary: Witty profiles..
1. Where self confidence goes to
2. A website which would be really good, except for the people.
The so-called 'witty profilers' or 'wittians'
hate anyone born after 1996, because apparently (according to a
'witty girl') a 90's kid is between 1986-1996.
3. A website, where people WILL judge you unless you're not
If you are, you'll have stupid suck-ups favouriting all of
following you and standing up for you. However, you will have a
gang of haters who want your top-quote status.
4. A website where, as soon as a boy joins and posts something
like 'hi, i am a boy' he gets 599495673 faves.
But a girl could join, post quotes WORTH reading, and get 1
Omg, she's not popular, let's try and get her off Witty
Profiles by leaving mean comments!
5. Omg, you aren't a 90's kid, we all hate you!
6. Omg, you're popular, I LOVE YOU! FOLLOW MEEEE!!!
7. Omg, your'e a boy, I'll act like I'm not
desperate but I'll fave+follow until you like