PorkyPine

Status: Too busy thinking of what to put as my status.
Joined: May 26, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 302890
Location: Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory

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Aloha, Misters and Misses of Witty. My name is Nikki. Not Nicole. I don’t like that word.
This will not be too long because I am a very lazy person when it comes to writing things
about me. OK, let’s start. Hmm. I like lots of things. I like rose petal ice cream, I like watching
Jenna Marbles and Toddlers and Tiaras. And most of all, I like food. I like computers. And
the internet. And Witty. And dancing. And music. And I ♥ fixing and tinkering with anything technology. And that’s pretty much everything
I like. But, I would like to leave you with one last thought:

Don't Click Here!

That is all. Enjoy my quotes

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Quotes by PorkyPine

HAPPY 10th BIRTHDAY WITTY!
Now hover over the Witty logo.
You're welcome.

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funny

*on a field trip*

Teacher: Use your phones or your friends phones to call your parents and say we will be arriving soon.
Kid: What if you don't own a phone? Or friends?

True story

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funny

*in class talking about candy*

Teacher: I don't like chocolate.
Kid: WHAT? Then what do you eat when you're lonely?

This kid needs a Witty.

True story

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funny

If you think
it's really the 21st in New Zealand and other places.
And the world hasn't ended yet.

Who else is laughing at the "survivalists"?

ThatsSoMeee's Format

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PorkyPine
funny

Me when my freind breaks their leg:

Help them

Play with their crutches

Not My Format

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My Grandma: *makes disgusting casserole*
My Grandma: Do you like it?
Me: *trying to be polite* Um, yeah. I love it.
My Grandma: Oh, well, if you like it so much, then you can have the whole pan!
Me:*facepalm*

Only me?

Not my format

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Me: *trying to prove that women are stronger than men*
Me: Do you think you could carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach?
This Guy: Hmm, Mr.Teacher, can I have a baby?
My Teacher: Uhh... you don't have the "equipment" for that.

This is why I love my teacher.

^True Story^