Husband: Finally, I've been waiting for this
so long. Wife: Do you ever want to leave me?
Husband: No! I don't even want to think about
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Of course, very much!
Wife: Do you want to cheat on me? Husband: No, why would you even ask me that?
Wife: Do you want to get intimate with me? Husband: Every time I get the chance.
Wife: Would you ever hit me?
Husband: Are you kidding me? Hell no. Wife: Can I trust you? Husband: Yes, darling. Wife: Sweetheart!