PrettyXPrincess

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Quotes by PrettyXPrincess

To Big Bang Theory fans,

why can Penny (waitress) afford her
own apartment,
whilst Sheldon and Leonard (scientists)
can not?

 
(:

Dear mosquitos,

bite me where ever you want,
but please don't fly around my ears. 


- Sincerely, the human race.

Pick up lines #1


Boy: Yo, girl is your name Google?

Girl: Uhm no, why?

Boy: Because you got everything 
I've been searching for.


 

10 for series (:



Its hard to forget someone,
who has given so much to remember.

 

In the morning:

Me: I'm so tired, going to sleep early tonight.

At 03:00am

Me: *Bloodshot eyes* I'm never going to log out of Witty.

The other day in PSHE:

Teacher: The average person spends 3 - 4 hours on computer a day.
Me: LOL, you mean people with lives.
Me: Oh wait...

My thoughts before I shower:

Me: I don't want to.
Me: It'll be too cold.
Me: Why is my brother screaming.
Me: Haha, he fell.
Me: What song am I going to sing.
Me: I should totally become a singer.
Me: Where did I leave my clothes!?
Me: Oh, I'm holding them.
Me: Ok, I'm going in.
Me: I don't know whether to be happy or miserable.

*While in shower*

Mum: Open the damn door! I'm desperate.
Me: I'm naked.
Mum: I don't care, who do you think used to clean your butt.
Me: Fml. -____-

My school photo
looks like a mugshot.

In other words, I look like a psycho.

Everytime I walk near them

she gets all cuddly with him.

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