My thoughts before
I shower:
Me: I don't want to.
Me: It'll be too cold.
Me: Why is my brother screaming.
Me: Haha, he fell.
Me: What song am I going to sing.
Me: I should totally become a singer.
Me: Where did I leave my clothes!?
Me: Oh, I'm holding them.
Me: Ok, I'm going in.
Me: I don't know whether to be happy or miserable.
*While in shower*
Mum: Open the damn door! I'm desperate.
Me: I'm naked.
Mum: I don't care, who do you think used to clean your
butt.
Me: Fml. -____-