Privatewittian

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Joined: June 21, 2012
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Hey!(: The name is Gabrielle, I love Music, and making people laugh. i have more guy friends than girl friends. But there is that one special guy (isnt there always?) He has a great personality, he makes me laugh, etc. Anyways, I love witty profiles, i have a great life and all the bestest friends. And best of all Im just another Wittian.

Quotes by Privatewittian

I know my granny didn't wear her hearing aids today, because I said, "Granny Im moving to Oregon to start a pot farm." and she just nods yes, and smiles.
I swear July lasted three minutes
Imagine a duck. With human arms. Charging at you full speed. In a pond.
He wants to go to the marines....
And I can't change.
Even if I tried.
Even if I wanted to..
If they put missing kids on beer bottles instead of milk cartons, missing kids would be found much faster.
My mom wants to talk to me about my immaturity,
But she can't.
She don't know the password to my secret fort.
Me:*at grandma's house and looks at painting of Jesus on the wall* why is it in every painting i've seen of Jesus he has fantasic hair?

Grandma:*shrugs* I don't know

Me: Maybe it's Maybellene!

Grandma:*loses it*

LIFE LESSON
If a guy ever asks you to "send him a sexy pic"
Just reply.
"Ok. But you have to send me a picture of you first, posing as you would want me to pose, and wearing what you would want me to wear. "



 
So my mom calls her period,
"Aunt Flo"
She calls pads,
"Magic carpets"
And she calls tampons,
"Firecrackers"


So, basically, when she goes shopping she will say something like this
" Im going to the dollar store to get some firecrackers, do you need some? or do you want magic carpet??"

AND THEN my sister, of course, says
"Firecrackers?!?!? :D  I WANT SOME!!!"