So my mom calls her period,
"Aunt Flo"
She calls pads,
"Magic carpets"
And she calls tampons,
"Firecrackers"
So, basically, when she goes
shopping she will say something like this
" Im going to the dollar store to get some firecrackers, do
you need some? or do you want magic carpet??"
AND THEN my sister, of course, says
"Firecrackers?!?!? :D I WANT
SOME!!!"