PurpleWitty9

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                        HEY!! (:
                       My name is Haley
                       My best friends are Tiffany,Marieha, Alexis, ect, ones i talk to the most made
                       the listing!
                       I loveeeee softball, it's meh life<3
                       Mac miller,Lil wayne, Tech n9ne, Wiz khalifa, Kid cudi, Is what i like, I also 
                       like someee country songs, but not alot, only some that can relate to me.







        -Sooo If you ever need any help, you can come to me, 
       I'm super nice unless you come at me like your a B****,
       Then we will have problems, I may not be the
       best with advice,But i can indeed help!.                                        

























 

Quotes by PurpleWitty9



Whe  your parents wake you up in
 
the morning..



 Expectations: Wake up sweety, Your breakfest is waiting for you(:

Reality: Get the f**K up!


If you Won't make her a Wife
Then Don't make her a Mother

 





Pshycological


fact#58

 



When you wake up around 2-3am in the morning for no reason their is an 80% chance someone was starring at you...






 

When someone asks me "Guess what?"
I don't guess,
I just say "what."

 

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Hey i just met you..

 And this is crazzy.
But delete my number,
And keep the baby

-Credit to my LITTLE brother xD
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That Awkward moment,
When someone yells at you for clicking you pen, And you have to click it one more time to use it..

Funny things do do in Walmart Part 2!
 12) Hold indoor shopping cart races.
13) 
Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
14) S
ay things like, Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
15)
 Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.
16) Play a game of indoor Freeze Tag!
17) Fill your cart up as much as possible then try and go through the 20 or less check out.
18) When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap
19) Climb things...
20) G
et 220 items make the cashier ring them all up, then say you know what I will just take a pack of gum, say to return everything else
21)
 Go to the auto department and get a few jugs of antifreeze, put them in the freezers in the grocery department.
22) 
Go into fitting room and announce loudly "there's no toilet paper in here!"
23) 
Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"
24)
 Walk up to random strangers insisting you are family.


-again, this may result in getting arrested and/or kicked out...
Funny things do do in Walmart
  
PART >>>>2<<<< WILL COME IF I GET 10 FAVS ON THIS. 

 
 
That moment when She wears more Make-Up then clothes...


 
Funny things do do in Walmart
  
1. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
2.
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
3.
When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles.
4.
Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.
5.
Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
6.
Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
7.
Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
8.
Two words: “Marco Polo.”
9.Take boxes of condoms and put them in random people's carts.
10. Hide behind the close racks and scare people when there looking for clothes.
11. Play tag!!
12. Have four people. With 2 carts. 2 people pushing 2 people in the seperate carts... Another way of tag has begun.
WARNING: THIS MIAY RESULT IN GETTING KICKED OUT OF WALMART....
-i'v learned the hard way