If there are 500 bricks on a plane and 1 falls out, how many are
What are the 3 steps of getting an elephant in the
Open the fridge, put elephant in fridge, shut the fridge.
What are the 4 steps of getting a deer in the fridge?
Open the fridge, get the elephant out, put the deer in, shut the
The Lion King is having a birthday party. Which animal isn't
The deer in the fridge.
A woman tries to swim across alligator infested waters. How does
she do it?
Normally. The alligators are at The Lion Kings party.
She dies anyway. Why?
She gets hit on the head with the brick.
My crush told me this and I thought
it was hilarious <3