Quootiepie3335

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Here's to the girls

Who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a pizza instead of salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who don't like the way they look. Who don't get all the guys. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of baggy t-shirts. Who aren't ''popular'' but feel like it with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who don't get everything they want. Who have to earn their own money. Who don't have a guy to tell them they are beautiful. Who feel ugly next to their friends. Here's to all the girls, who are just 
like me
473 14 ForeverAlone_x ForeverAlone_x
inspirational

Admit it ,
when you were little you tried to pretend to fall asleep in the car so your parents could carry you to your bed.

12 0 Seanna2018 Seanna2018
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when cleaning your room:
10% cleaning
90% playing with all the stuff you found
nmq

10 0 Seanna2018 Seanna2018
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We all hate Parry Hotter.

you that read Wrong.

you that read wrong too.

and you read that wrong

But you checked before you read that one and
and read that one right, probably for the first time

but you still managed to read one that wrong

and that one.
 
336 22 animalove01 animalove01
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Dyan and Cole Sprouse are 20
Feel old yet?

 

1376 121 sftblgurl56 sftblgurl56
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*painting your nails* 

one hand: perfect.

other hand: looks like a blind cat did it.

1495 9 sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
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WELCOME
to the Karma Cafe. 
There are no menus

you get served

what you deserve. 


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not my format
 
1643 5 brianamae brianamae
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Oh, I'm a few minutes late to class?
Please, stare at me like I just killed five people.




 

1637 4 yourcool yourcool
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I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
I’m brunette; I must be boring.
I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
I wear make-up; I must be fake.
I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
I like football; I must be a lesbian.
I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
I wear black; I must be a goth.
I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
I’m independent; I must be a loner.
I cry; I must be a baby.
I’m not like you; I must be weird.
I’m like you; I must be copying.
I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
I’m young; I must be naïve.
I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
I have no job; I must be lazy.
I have a good job; I must be a snob.
I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
 
I am human; I must be stereotyped.
 

3762 53 CandyBurst CandyBurst
inspirational

So I get my period as a reminder that I'm not pregnant?
I'm pretty sure the fact that I'm forever alone is a pretty good reminder that I'm not pregnant. 

776 0 RainDancer96 RainDancer96
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