I wouldn't be afraid of
spiders if I could just talk to them...
Me: Oh,
hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you
there.
Me: We
cool?
Spider: Yeah
, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the
tub.
Me: Oh
that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some- -
you're descending right into the shower stream and I
don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey
thanks bud, I'll be careful.
Me:
So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure,
sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks.
You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom,
okay?
Spider: Nah,
that's your space. We're cool. Have a great
evening.