RachellaRingo32

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Joined: May 2, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: April 10
user id: 171093
Location: Colorado
Gender: F
Hey there my name is Rachel and I am 17 years old. I am a total band geek and I play the drums and guitar. Come say hey<3


Dancing Ninja Turtles                                           



Quotes by RachellaRingo32


      Guys, I lost my mood ring today.

                     I don't know how I feel about this. 



Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent. 
 





Why do noses run while feet smell?
Ponder that.
 

3 out of 4 voices in my head want me to sleep.


The other wants to know if penguins have knees.
I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them...

Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.

Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah , yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some- - you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks bud, I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening. 







 



Did you know that
Your hand indirectly touches fifteen penises when touching doorknobs everyday.

 

(O_O)

 

HERE IS TO THE 

KIDS

WHO GRADUATE IN

2014 
 


 

EverYthing i like is either
 illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive or impossible.