Rachleexx3

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Joined: January 24, 2010
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 99394
Location: Illinois
Gender: F

•My Name Is Rachel•
                         I am 18 years old! My birthday is Aug 8.
                           I hope you like my quotes :)

 

Quotes by Rachleexx3


*Girl breaks her leg*

Doctor: How do you feel?
Girl: As healthy as a horse!
Doctor to the nurses: !@#$, we have to shoot her.
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One Day
I was working at a grocery store.
A customer asked where the nearest bank was.
Rather than telling him it was by the hot dog guy,
I told him it was by the
"Hot Guy"
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Friend 1: I'm finally over him!
Friend 2: That's great! Finally! Be right back, I have to pee.
Friend 1: He used to pee...
Friend 2: ...
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 That       Random Watch
That has been hidden in your closet for years
But still has the alarm go off everyday
At The Same Time
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C o u r t  d i s m i s s e d.
Bring in the dancing
l o b s t e r s
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famous

Finding a cute pair of underwear
Noticing that the butt says "Bite Me," and "Spend the Night."
Then thinking,
"These will really impress the guys dogs that see my underwear"

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If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly

then why did it fall off?

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That awkward moment when:

 y o u  s t a r t  r e a d i n g  t h e  a d s  o n  W i t t y
 as if they're quotes

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Screw love?
No,
Screw the person who made you think like that

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advice

Rihanna keeps asking
"where have you been all my life?"
But... I thought she found love
"in a hopeless place"...

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