RainbowSprinkles13

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"He better not send me pigeons. They'll fly around and attack me!"
"We'll kill the pigeons and then send them to you."
"That might be scarier than sending me live pigeons. They'd just sit there in their deadness and be all like, 'yo, I'm a dead pigeon, and your dad sent me to you to scare you. It's working!'"

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Me: Can you help me with my mp3 player?
Dad: That's what dads are for. Helping with difficult electronics and
scaring off potential boyfriends.

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I'm done.
Done with you liking her,
and then looking at me like I'm the most beautiful girl on the planet.
Done with you ditching me for her,
when she doesn't even want to talk to you.
Done with you dancing with her,
when I'm the one you look at when you sing of love.
Done with holding onto you,
when there is someone who would gladly hold me.