RandomDash555

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a Justin Beiber 


movie preview
came on wile
I was at the movies...
it's all about his life.
after it was over....

I shouted

"EW, I think I just might vomet."


The whole theater started laughing( :



MLIA.







 

Gf: I'm so fat and ugly

Bf: What did you just say?

Gf: I'm fat and ugly 

Bf: *walks away....*

Gf goes up to him later and says...

Gf: What did I do wrong?

Bf: Y
ou lied about the most beautifull thing i see everyday.




 Bruno Mars
should be a teacher
&teach boys
how to treat
a female...
(:



How fast can you guess these words?
1. BOO_S
2. _ _ NDOM
3. F_ _ K
4. P_ N _S
5. PU_S_
6. S_X






Answers:
1. BOOKS
2. RANDOM 
3. FORK
4. PANTS
5. PULSE
6. SIX
You got all 6 wrong, didnt you?
You dirty minded freak!

Boy: Would you wear socks, if you had no feet?

Girl: ehh noo.

Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?! *boy starts laughing*

Girl:
Why do you wear pant's?

 


MLIA

It's only the beginning 
Of the school year...
---------------
& I already
have that BUMP
---------------
On the side
of my middle finger
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From writing too much!
It's totally UN-attractive.
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Favorite...
If you have the same problem!
---------------
Dx


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RandomDash555
All miine, noo stealing!♥

 


If I get 300 favs...
I will finally work up the courage to ask the guy i like out.♥

Me: Gawwd I hate that girl so much I just want to kill her...

Friend: I'll help, let me just get the pitch fork in the back of my shed and I'll meet ya there(:

Me: BAHAHAHA ily♥
Friend: TEEHEE ily 2!♥
MLIA!

Fav this if u ever have convo's like this with ur friend that make u automatically smile at ur computer screen(:


 

 

 

 

Love the life you live...

  Live the life you love
XD.


BOB MARLEY<3