RandomGirl42

Status: http://www.facebook.com/ThePLLFanpage
Joined: May 24, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: November 21
user id: 302380
Gender: F
 
 


RandomGirl42's Favorite Quotes

I just realized they call a show’s first episode its pilot
because it’s the first thing that puts them on air.
Guys , Waldo from the Where's Waldo books wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted.
Spotted 
Spotted
SPOTTED



Y'know, sadly enough, i used to be kinda disappointed when my quotes got 200 - 300 favourites and i'd go through and delete all the ones that got under 500 faves because i was ashamed of my own un-funnyness god damn the times have changed

 
 


 

Stepping on a Lego is bad don't get me wrong but

NOTHING

compares to a razor scooter to the ankle
                     



i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore


 


It's okay to be a glowstick; sometimes we need to break before we shine.



If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people.

So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you.
You, and everyone else on your table, just stares at it as it trembles,
explodes open, shrieks I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT and then dissolves into flames.
This quote does not exist.
Sometimes I think that my school is just full of pretentious àssholes.
But then there are days like today where at the pep rally a special needs boy helped give a speech with the football captains and everyone went crazy and cheered a ton after what he said and another special needs boy sang the national anthem and everyone cheered and swayed to it and sang along with him and then I realize that my school may be filled with pretentious 
àssholes but we're the best pretentious àssholes you could ask for.

Today is my witty anniversary and my crush's birthday

I don't think this is a coincidence