Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty that they're dirtying my air
this is my 250th quote...
can i get 250 faves? ♥♥
November 1st the day everyone magically "gets sick" & doesn't go to school
My Biggest Secret: I was the one who let the dogs out. Tilt Screen To Read.
no shoes, no shirt , and I still get service. Fave if you know where this is from. nmf