Joined: November 13, 2015
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user id: 394062
Location: West Coast, North America, Earth, Sol System, Milky Way, our local galactic cluster, my Hubble radius, the unknowable
Gender: M
My quotes are original.
I'm still trying to eff the ineffable.
My most recent Witty Comic:
Work 005 - PAC money

Raxin's Favorite Quotes

30 Days Hath February

A calendrically accurate, more lyrical alternative to the traditional '30 Days Hath September.'

30 days hath February
Minus two in most years, while April won't vary
Likewise June, September, and November
But add a day for months 1, 3, 5, 7, 8, 10, plus December

Is the 'is' in Richard Brinsley Sheridan's quote 'Never say more than is necessary' necessary?
I'm no longer flirting with disaster – disaster and I are now formally engaged. 
The more you do more with less, the less you have to do more with less more.
My daughter asked me what 'mansplain' means.  Now what do I do???
Our troubles are behind us – and it looks like we're about to get lapped again.
you must be patient, darling. you must learn to wait and watch. i know i am not easy to deal with. i make big deals of little things but i promise you those little things mean everything to me. and my mood matches the weather. when it’s storming, i am shaking at the claps of thunder and the lightning ignites a bright anger from within. in the sunshine, i too am shining, possibly even brighter than the sun. when it’s a gray day, you can find me alone and stuck in my head. for that i am horribly sorry. i am not the best at showing my love but i swear that my eyes will find you when you aren’t looking and i will see the entire universe before me. so this is a letter to you, my love, in hopes the weather won’t get to you too.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; which means that, by definition, it was also the median of times. 
I believe everything is connected, but some things are better connected than others.
Always act accordion to your conscience.