He told me he built a
thyme machine
like one in a film I've seen
but he didn't go to the year 3000
because his machine was made of herbs
so it didn't work...
Why are dressers called dressers if they don’t dress
anything and why are drawers called drawers when they don’t
draw they just hold stuff seriously this is making me angry
One time when I was like 4 or 5 I went to Chuck E. Cheese for the
first time with my babysitter. She handed me a bunch of tokens
and said have fun but I didn’t know what to do with them so
I went over to the prize counter put my tokens on it and asked if
I could have the fairy princess tiara but the lady was like no
you have to play the games and get tickets first and I was so
confused and embarrassed and that’s basically why I never
talk to people ever