Raymatts

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Joined: August 11, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 206467
Gender: F

Quotes by Raymatts

WHY ISNT TOBIAS EATON A REAL PERSON THATS ALL I WANT
No matter how bad it gets,

don't give up.

Always keep running.

We will always be there for you.

Just turn up the speakers,

sing like no one's listening,

dance like nobody's there.

-Gerard Way
me half the time: dude f.ck you seriously i'll f.cking fight you suck my d.ck you f.cking f.cker i hate everyone

me half the time: OH MY GOD IS THAT A PUPPY OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT'S CUTE FACE ITS SO ADORABLE AHH I WANT TO SING SONGS TO IT SOMEONE GIVE ME A HUG
He told me he built a
thyme machine
like one in a film I've seen
but he didn't go to the year 3000
because his machine was made of herbs
so it didn't work...
my aunt: pepsi is paying beyonce 50 million, they're putting her face on the can 
my grandpa: they can put her face on my can
me: no one understands me
my brother: no one stands under me 
I don't like jewelry, but I do like food and romance. Therefore my future husband should propose to me using a Keebler fudge stripe cookie. 
Why are dressers called dressers if they don’t dress anything and why are drawers called drawers when they don’t draw they just hold stuff seriously this is making me angry
One time when I was like 4 or 5 I went to Chuck E. Cheese for the first time with my babysitter. She handed me a bunch of tokens and said have fun but I didn’t know what to do with them so I went over to the prize counter put my tokens on it and asked if I could have the fairy princess tiara but the lady was like no you have to play the games and get tickets first and I was so confused and embarrassed and that’s basically why I never talk to people ever    


Jenna Marbles: *Pushes slinky down stairs*
Jenna Marbles: Thanks Obama


 

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