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Quotes by Raymatts

Me: *Throws tennis ball* Go get it, boy!
My dog: Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen.


So I've been doing snowboarding competitions since I was 9 and at the awards there's always a prize raffle so whenever it started the announcer would be like "We have some great swag for you today" or something like that so I asked him what swag meant and he said it meant "something we all get" as in free stuff.

So then years later when people  started saying "swag" a lot guys would be like "Yo I got swag" and I'd look at their hands and look around and be like "Wait where's your free stuff?" and they'd be like "What no swag means you're cool" and I'm just like no you're wrong go away.
It's getting late
and I
cannot seem to find my way home
feels like I am falling down a

falling for forever
That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fxck you" right under your nose. Try it sometime.

-The Catcher in the Rye
"While I'm not a massive fan of heights or clowns, it's safe to say that my biggest fear is the concept of eternity. To me, the idea that time is endless is by far the most horrifying aspect of our reality. Even typically comforting thoughts such as Heaven terrify me, because the idea of eternal conciousness or even unconsciousness are the scariest things I can imagine. Time is like a rollercoaster that you can't get off, even after you die. Isn't that a comforting thought?"

-Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell.

Finally. Someone. Gets it. 
I'd say about 90% of my conversations go like this:

Person: This bagel tastes nasty.
Me: You taste nasty.

Person: My shoes are covered in mud.
Me: You're covered in mud.

Person: I ordered Coke. This is Pepsi.
Me: You're Pepsi.

Person: That sunset is beautiful.
Me: You're beautiful.
Person: Thanks.

Person: I'm hungry.
Me: You're hungry.
Person: Yea, I said that.
Me: Oh...
Have you guys ever noticed that
eyelashes are supposed
to keep stuff out of your eyes,
but they're like
the only thing that
ever gets in your eyes?
The new season of White Collar starts tonight and they speak English on that show so if I watch it I'll technically be studying for my Enlish midterm...right?
So, for my midterm in Creative Writing class, I'm writing a script for a crime drama. I'm having the victim's cause of death be poison, and I want it to be accurate. I was about to google "poisons that kill slowly" and then I took a step back and realized how creepy that was. Just thought I'd share. 
when you go to study for midterms and you feel like you've been absent all year cause you can't remember a single thing you've learned...
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